September 4, 2008 | 10:12
→ Scorned Lovers Can Now Fight Back With - REVENGE CRABS

WHAT. THE. FUCK.  According to The Frisky:

…The eggs are so cheap and easy to purchase and use, this “settling the score” is sadistic like nothing else we’ve ever seen! And the mad scientists behind this lab have already expanded their line of lice to include shampoo resistant super crabs, bedbugs, and are even working on developing chlamydia and the clap for consumer use.

It is horrifying that there is a market demand for products like this.

I'm seeing "Legally Blonde: The Musical" tomorrow

  • Me: after he does his shopping we're going to see legally blonde: the musical
  • Sarah: oh hahaha
  • Me: i know, he wants to see it and i dont really have anything better to do, and when he mentioned $25 tickets my jewish acted up
  • Sarah: hahaha "Shira, its so cheap, its like its on SALE...do it Shira, do it!"
  • Me: i know, i'm a silly jew

regarding the boy toy

  • Me: He's just so smart, so funny, but also earnest and eager to please- he takes direction really well!
  • Noah: Congratulations, Shira- you have just described the perfect DOG.
  • Me: [cracking up] I think that's the funniest thing you have said all year so far.

after storing her viola in my closet ALL OF LAST YEAR without using it, my freshman roommate finally joined the fucking orchestra.

also, someone sitting near me REEKS of disgusting cigarette smoke. i miss california, where no one smokes.

really? REALLY?

So the awkward, annoying, nerdy kid in my History of Natural Rights class not only thinks we are BFF’s, but also sucks up to the teacher.

“Professor [redacted], I love your hat!”

“… I wear it every day.”

September 3, 2008 | 5:29
So cute.  This picture gives me the warm fuzzies.
So cute.  This picture gives me the warm fuzzies.
“ Hugo doesn’t love Hoederer in a homoerotic way…
my professor for Politics and the Novel, while discussing “Dirty Hands” by Sartre.  teehee.
September 2, 2008 | 10:12

It's been a long day.

I went pretty much nonstop today, and I’ve still got a lot to do.  I think I’m actually going to opt to go to bed and do my work in the morning.

This is what the last 15 hours were like:

  • phone with AT&T
  • class
  • work
  • AT&T store
  • dance audition for the musical
  • food

Tomorrow will be equally busy.  I have class in 9 hours and I can’t decide whether I’m going to stay up and do the readings or not.

Fuck it.  I’m tired.

soupsoup: I know its 70% off, but please try to contain yourselves, sluts. Slut spurt?  I definitely LOLed.

soupsoup:

I know its 70% off, but please try to contain yourselves, sluts.

Slut spurt?  I definitely LOLed.